I would kiss a real-life skeleton.

Here’s why:

  • There’s so much history in a set of bones, and I love history. So much that I would want to kiss it. And if kissing history comes in the form of kissing a skeleton? Sign me up.

  • I’m an adrenaline junkie in the smallest of ways. I start crossing the street even when cars are coming. The thought of kissing a skeleton feels dangerous.

  • Yes, I understand that skeletons have no lips and I will mainly be kissing teeth, but who hasn’t had a kiss with too much teeth involved?

 

Here’s why it’s not weird:

  • There will be no romantic feelings involved.

Let me know if you would kiss a skeleton or not. 

(Or if you want to hire me for freelance work)

naomiwinders@gmail.com
Currently: Writer for Studio C
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