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I would kiss a real-life skeleton.

Here’s why:
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There’s so much history in a set of bones, and I love history. So much that I would want to kiss it. And if kissing history comes in the form of kissing a skeleton? Sign me up.
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I’m an adrenaline junkie in the smallest of ways. I start crossing the street even when cars are coming. The thought of kissing a skeleton feels dangerous.
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Yes, I understand that skeletons have no lips and I will mainly be kissing teeth, but who hasn’t had a kiss with too much teeth involved?
Here’s why it’s not weird:
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There will be no romantic feelings involved.
Let me know if you would kiss a skeleton or not.
(Or if you want to hire me for freelance work)
naomiwinders@gmail.com
Currently: Writer for Studio C
Open For: Freelance Work
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